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Naruto - No Miracle by sora-ko Naruto - No Miracle by sora-ko
Okay, before the angry mob burns me at the stake - this is random sillyness and not meant to offend anyone's belief. (I'm Christian as well, if it helps.)

I'm aware the joke is extremely old, but then, so is this picture. ;-)


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Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto
Jesus (c) ... uh... Himself?
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:iconshardsofidentity:
ShardsOfIdentity Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015
Found this from TV Tropes.  Love it.
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Yokaiou Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
Well Edo Tensei, a sharingan(Tsukuyomi) and other Sannin level moves would be able to replicate everything in the New testament.

Then again in a certain point of view, the Romans would not tolerate a Jewish demigod running around.

In a weird note some gnostic gospels and Islamic commentary of the old Testament say he only seemed to be killed taking the body from someone from the crowd.  During his walk carrying his cross no less. 

Thanks I got an idea for my DND group
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KingOpalay Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013
jesus is a freaking ninja
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:iconspitestar:
Spitestar Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it!
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:iconthe-grey-panther:
The-Grey-Panther Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Jiraiya: Naruto, your first task is to walk on water.
Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraiya: Yes Naruto, like Jesus.
Naruto: Wait a minute–does that mean that Jesus was a ninja?
Jiraiya: Yes Naruto. Jesus was a ninja.
Naruto: Really?!
Jiraiya: NO NOT REALLY!
Naruto: Aww.
– Naruto Abridged
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Kaito-DreamMaster Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I remember that!
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:iconthe-grey-panther:
The-Grey-Panther Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D FTW!
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:iconthechileanway:
TheChileanWay Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Epic
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RescueRyder Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
haha! thats the way to show him!!
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:iconblazingguns:
BlazingGuns Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Well...
at least we still have Kung Fu action Jesus...
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:iconzecorezecron:
Zecorezecron Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
JESUS IS A NINJA!!!!!
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:iconcloverdacat:
cloverdacat Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
lol i see this pic and still its funny
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:iconauthoressofawesome:
AuthoressofAwesome Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Jesus is all like: "Um...."
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:iconutsukushiixsame:
UtsukushiixSame Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I cracked up~ THE POWER OF JESUS IS EVEN IN ANIME~

xD
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ChineseLung Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Bwahahaha LOL XD ... That's cool I'm Christian too bro!
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ChrisUchihaKiller Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
Cool picture
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KandyMiraj Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lmfao this reminds me of the Abridged series.

Jiraiya: "We're going to learn to walk on water."
Naruto: "*Gasp* Like Jesus?"
Jir: "Yes, Naruto, like Jesus."
Nar: "Does that mean Jesus was a ninja, too?"
Jir: "Yes, Naruto. JESUS was a NINJA."
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ErinacchiLove Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
*fell off the chair laughing ass off*

So, does this mean Jesus was a ninja too? Hmm...
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engelmohr000 Featured By Owner May 5, 2012
Jesus:Oh ya lets see you raise the dead and heal the sick by talking to them. oh and I'd love to see you forgive peoples sins

Naruto:you win

Jesus:that's what I thought
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jaydragon247 Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
well not naruto but people in the show do raise the dead, and sakura comes pretty close with what i call her touch of god
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MysticalFiregirl Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe :icontruestoryplz: So true xD
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moonlitinuyasha1985 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012
Before I even read the current chapters, it was pretty obvious that Naruto was an allegory to Jesus in a way.
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:iconakemi146:
Akemi146 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012
LOL XD
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Goombashroom Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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Itaweasel-hime Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012
"First, you have to walk on water."

"like jesus?"

"yes, like jesus."

"JESUS WAS A NINJA?!"

...or something like that. If you've ever seen Naruto Abridged. Lol.
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madaraxdedara Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol..look at this [link] (kibbitzer draw this ofc..)
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LadyMaryam Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
made me laugh lol
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:iconneo-lilith:
Neo-Lilith Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It all makes sense now. Jk. But this is very funny.
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bryron Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Student Photographer
like it...
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EpicNinjaArtist Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaaha lol thats great XD i love it
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ChartreuxCat Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
It's so obvious.Jesus is a ninja.
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MrBear-3 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012
Lol :3
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SilverZeo Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist
From the Abridged Series?
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KentaRaikiri Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kenta: HAHAHAHAHAAA!! I've always thought of doing something like this, and I've seen a Spider-Man version of this, but seeing it again and again doesn't matter, I still end up laughing. :D

I'm Catholic, and i don't take any offense to this. I think it's good to lean back for a second and laugh at something that's reverred. Everyone needs to take a break every now and again and appreciate art in all of its glory.
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GatzTdaMax Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011
On the bright side, it's better than the old jokes about "knowing where all the rocks are"...
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KawaiiMissAnime Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011  Hobbyist
Man thats funny!
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Mandy-Of-The-Desert Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So damm funny :D :D :D :D :D
I love that Idea...
haha
GJ
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animehottie96 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011  Student Writer
I don't get it... Maybe cause I'm a Wicca?
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KarasuNezumi Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011
Epic Win!
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Night1995 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL. glad they did not have anime at that time period.
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alekissbelu Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011  Student Digital Artist
this is... EPIC! :P
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silverwolffangfist Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2011  Student
lol
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snapdragonanime101 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
For the people who get offended by this, think: You think Jesus would be offended?
I bet he'd laugh it off than get nit-picky over a drawing if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a non-believer.
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florapastel Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD Reminds me of Naruto Abridged.
"Like JESUS?"
"Yes, Naruto. Like Jesus."
"Does that mean Jesus was a ninja?!?"
"Yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja."
"REALLY? :D"
"NO NOT REALLY NARUTO."
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AmuCat Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011
:B

PFFFFT HAHAHAHA.
This is perfect.
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Dirtspawn064 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011
haha Jesus thinks "yes well I was the first soooo..."
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USOtaku013666 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
I'm an atheist so I really don't care. I Just find it funny.
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:iconnevaeh-on-earth:
NEVAEH-ON-EARTH Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011
Hey i'm a Christian and I love Naruto and I think its awesome
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madusa22 Featured By Owner May 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL as hell but if u see soul eater u should hade black star on the bout saying HEY IM GOOD TO lol
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Dragonlady97 Featured By Owner May 27, 2011  Student Artist
xD I'm Christian and I think this is really cute, even if overused.
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